Posts in the “funny” category

Funny signs for “Shane”

Back in 2016, Hit 105 on Facebook posted a series of funny “Shane” whiteboard signs like this. Apparently Shane also tends to send customers to other stores, and asks customers if this is their “final answer” when they place an order (at which point he lets them phone a friend).

The park scene in the movie Starbuck

If you’ve never seen the movie Starbuck, it’s very good, and often very funny. This is one scene where a pregnant women is trying to come to grip with various feelings she is dealing with.

I’m a problem solver

When people tell me, “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem-solver. :)

Senility Prayer

I first saw this Senility Prayer at my wife’s grandparents’ house many moons ago, and it still makes me smile.

I think my guardian angel drinks

I saw this “I think my guardian angel drinks” post on a friend’s Facebook page many years ago (2104), and it always makes me laugh. (Sorry, I don’t know the original source of this image.)

Never argue with a fool ~ Mark Twain

“Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

~ Mark Twain (used recently in reference to Antonio Brown on Twitter)

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi

Leia: Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.

Obi Wan: Sending thoughts and prayers.


When I saw this on Twitter it reminded me of two sayings I believe in: “Deeds, not words,” and “Hope is not a plan.”