funny

<p>all things funny and humorous</p>

Ryan Lochte, do you have your homework? alvin September 9, 2016 - 8:59pm

[high school]

Teacher: Do you have your homework?

Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night.

What’s your cell plan? alvin August 20, 2016 - 11:43am

HER: What’s your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You?

HER: ... V-Verizon.

Bad lip reading (Winnie The Pooh) alvin August 14, 2016 - 9:59am

This Winnie The Pooh caption reminds me of one of those “bad lip reading” videos. :)

The Greek Olympic team’s version of cupping alvin August 11, 2016 - 8:50am

Many Olympic athletes are using the ancient Chinese practice of cupping to promote healing, but the Greek team has their own technique.

Murder trial: You unplugged your wife’s life support? alvin August 8, 2016 - 10:45am

[murder trial]

LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife’s life support for five minutes?

COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works.

The End alvin August 8, 2016 - 10:03am

If you ever wondered where the end is, I can tell you that it’s in Talkeetna, Alaska.

Opportunity knocking

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Opportunity.”

“Could you maybe just shoot me a text?”