I see this morning that people are referring to the proposed 2017 healthcare plan as the Republican Insurance Plan — R.I.P., for short.
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Hi, my name’s Ray. I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.
*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
(Reminds me of a few people who have drawn my blood.)
Scotch neat, please.
Umm ... this is a Starbucks.
Okay ... a scotch “grande.”
A day late for Halloween, but still good for stats geeks.
How to act, by Steven Seagal. :)
Building Inspector: What do you call this place?
Darth Vader: The death—
[inspector’s eyes look up from his clipboard]
Darth Vader: Uh ... the health star.
All the news that’s fit to print ... and then a little more.
On Donald Trump and his microphones. From Bill Dixon on Twitter.
[1st day working at the Hotel California]
Guest: I’d like to check out.
Me: Sure. You’re all set. Have a great day!
Boss: Can I see you in my office?