By Alvin Alexander. Last updated: October 25, 2021
[Questionnaire with a nurse recently]
NURSE: Do you drink?
ME: No.
NURSE: Smoke?
ME: No.
NURSE: (laughing) Don’t drink, don’t smoke; what do you do?
(Which leads us to this Adam Ant video.)
(And also, if it wasn’t for the mast cell disease, I might have my own personal margarita, daiquiri, and pina colada vending machine.)
