By Alvin Alexander. Last updated: November 23, 2016
Doctor: Do you know why your triglycerides are high?
Me: The election?
Doctor: No.
Me: David Bowie’s death?
Doctor: No.
Me: *sigh* The cookies?
Doctor: Yes.
Doctor: Do you know why your triglycerides are high?
Me: The election?
Doctor: No.
Me: David Bowie’s death?
Doctor: No.
Me: *sigh* The cookies?
Doctor: Yes.
