Key and Peele East/West College Bowl, list of names

I don't watch much television, but some friends keep sending me URLs to Key and Peele videos, including the recent East/West College Bowl skit.

As we sent emails back and forth, laughing about the names they came up with and which one we'd want to be, I decided to jot down the names they used in the video, and without any further ado, here's a list of the names.

Scala REPL - java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space error

I just got a “java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space error” when trying to use the Scala REPL to analyze a large XML dataset:

Hawaii Five-O

Oh yeah, the big 5-0 ...

Zucchero - Bacco Perbacco

In one alternate universe, I'm Steve Jobs. In another one I'm Zucchero. What a fun song:

Romeo and Juliet, the dyslexic version

“Romeo and Juliet, the dyslexic version.” From the underrated movie, Beautiful Girls.

Yahoo Mail quality

I have this feeling that one day Yahoo Mail is finally just going to fail, and I'll never see my old email messages again. Man, their quality of service has been horrible.

Nice bear ...

Nice bear ... sit boy ... lay down ...

The Dalai Lama: Speaking engagements and money

Question: Should this event make money, what happens to that money?

Answer: His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama does not charge a speaking engagement fee and no aspect of His Holiness’ visit is being used to profit financially. Any funds raised through sponsorships and tickets sales will be used only to cover expenses for these two events. Should there be any surplus funds from His Holiness’ events, that surplus will be disbursed to charitable organizations under the advisement of His Holiness the Dalai Lama.

From http://www.dalailamalouisville.org/Sponsors.aspx

The Ballmer Peak

From Urban Dictionary: The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%.

Life - You want in on this?

If you're at all interested in Zen, the tv series Life is very good. This scene has little to do with Zen, other than perhaps a little lovingkindness, but it is funny.

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