Jobs for thieves

I was just chatting with my oldest sister, and we were talking about companies who are currently hiring. While looking at that list, my sister casually mentioned that there is another name for a financial advisor: "thief".

On a whim, I went to and typed in "thief", and found these job listings:

  • Director of Finance - Healthcare
  • SAP Business Analyst

Unable to control myself, I then went to, typed in "thief", and found several opportunities in Sales, one as an Independent Contractor, and one Franchising opportunity.

Is this part of the new "truth in advertising"? :)