I guess I still don’t understand women.
This morning one of my doctors kept saying, “Is there anything else you’d like to ask me?”
After the third time she asked that question I thought, “I’ve seen this in the movies, I know what she’s really asking,” so I replied, “Do you want to come over and bake some cookies?”
Everything after that was a blur ... I think she said, “What?”, and then I think I said, “What??” ... now I don’t know if I need a new doctor or some cookie dough.
~ a Facebook post from July 15, 2014