I woke up this morning and immediately knew something was wrong. I ran into the bathroom, turned on the light, looked in the mirror, and saw that my head looked a lot like a Talosian from Star Trek. “Oh crap,” I thought, “I’m having an allergic reaction to this new medication.” So I went flying out of the apartment and down the hall, yelling, “Help! Someone call 911! Does anyone have some Benadryl?”
Fortunately it was just another dream.