By Alvin Alexander. Last updated: June 14, 2014
From the excellent but short-lived tv series Life:
Reese: Alright, I have to know, what’s the deal with the fruit?
Crews: Do you know what you eat in prison?
Reese: Crap?
Crews: Crap. No fresh fruit ... ever. I missed it.
Reese: I don’t think it’ll be fruit I’ll be missing.