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The Republican Insurance Plan

I see this morning that people are referring to the proposed 2017 healthcare plan as the Republican Insurance Plan — R.I.P., for short.

I’ll be drawing your blood today

Hi, my name’s Ray. I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.

*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*

(Reminds me of a few people who have drawn my blood.)

The health star

Building Inspector: What do you call this place?

Darth Vader: The death—

[inspector’s eyes look up from his clipboard]

Darth Vader: Uh ... the health star.