I first saw this Senility Prayer at my wife’s grandparents’ house many moons ago, and it still makes me smile.
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I saw this “I think my guardian angel drinks” post on a friend’s Facebook page many years ago (2104), and it always makes me laugh. (Sorry, I don’t know the original source of this image.)
“Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”
~ Mark Twain (used recently in reference to Antonio Brown on Twitter)
Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.
Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.
Leia: Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.
Obi Wan: Sending thoughts and prayers.
When I saw this on Twitter it reminded me of two sayings I believe in: “Deeds, not words,” and “Hope is not a plan.”
“So you’re a glass half-empty kind of guy?”
“Depends what’s in the glass.”
Me: Alexa, play 70s folk music.
*Alexa starts playing a James Taylor song*
Me: Alexa, never play songs by James Taylor.
Alexa: Shuffling James Taylor playlist, on Amazon Music.
Dog wants a second opinion after the doctor says he should be neutered (funny). From Tundra Comics.
“You're the man now, dog!”
~ From the movie, Finding Forrester
A cow driving an old Volkswagen van, as seen in an ice cream shop somewhere on the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder, Colorado.