Nice slogan. :)
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I’d like to meet the person who first drank milk from a cow. I’m curious about what led up to that decision.
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?
Ford: We’re safe.
Arthur: Oh good.
Ford: We’re in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.
Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word “safe” that I wasn’t previously aware of.
I found this, “Warning, coyote activity,” sign on Twitter this morning. We have a lot of coyotes in Colorado as well, so I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for dangerous coyote activity. ;)
*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.
Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.
“So you’re a glass half-empty kind of guy?”
“Depends what’s in the glass.”
I see this morning that people are referring to the proposed 2017 healthcare plan as the Republican Insurance Plan — R.I.P., for short.
Hi, my name’s Ray. I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.
*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
(Reminds me of a few people who have drawn my blood.)