A day late for Halloween, but still good for stats geeks.
<p>all things funny and humorous</p>
How to act, by Steven Seagal. :)
Building Inspector: What do you call this place?
Darth Vader: The death—
[inspector’s eyes look up from his clipboard]
Darth Vader: Uh ... the health star.
All the news that’s fit to print ... and then a little more.
On Donald Trump and his microphones. From Bill Dixon on Twitter.
[1st day working at the Hotel California]
Guest: I’d like to check out.
Me: Sure. You’re all set. Have a great day!
Boss: Can I see you in my office?
God: You built a park? I asked for an ark. (From this twitter page.)
Stat of the Year: More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than were killed by sharks last year.
Teacher: Do you have your homework?
Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night.
HER: What’s your cell plan?
ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You?
HER: ... V-Verizon.