I don't watch much television, but my nephew and nieces keep sending me URLs to Key and Peele videos, including the recent (2012) East/West College Bowl video.
As we sent emails back and forth, laughing about the names they came up with and which one we'd want to be, I decided to jot down the list of names they used in the video, and without any further ado, here are the names.
--- EAST --- D'Marcus Williums T.J. Juckson T'varisuness King Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace D'Squarius Green, Jr. Ibrahim Moizoos Jackmerius Tacktheritrix D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde D'Jasper Probincrux III Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar Davoin Shower-Handel Hingle McCringleberry L'Carpetron Dookmarriot J'Dinkalage Morgoone Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon --- WEST --- Saggitariutt Jefferspin D'Glester Hardunkichud Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt Quatro Quatro Ozamataz Buckshank Beezer Twelve Washingbeard Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter X-Wing @Aliciousness Sequester Grundelplith M.D. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V Eeeee Eeeeeeeee Donkey Teeth Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop Dan Smith
Some of those names, including “Eeeee Eeeee...” have to be seen to be understood.
If you haven't seen it before, here's the Key & Peele East/West College Bowl Game video:
If, like me, you haven't seen Key & Peele before, I think their Michael Jackson Halloween video is the funniest. Here it is:
This article listed the names for the Key & Peele 2012 College Bowl video, but Key & Peele keep knocking it out of the park. This next link is for the September, 2013 Key & Peele East/West College Bowl 2 list of names, and here’s a link to the Key & Peele East/West Bowl, Pro Edition, 2015 list of names.