Update: This article lists the names for the Key & Peele 2012 College Bowl video. (See the following link if you're looking for the new September, 2013 Key & Peele East/West College Bowl 2 list of names, and here’s a link to the Key & Peele East/West Bowl, Pro Edition, 2015 list of names.)
I don't watch much television, but some friends keep sending me URLs to Key and Peele videos, including the recent East/West College Bowl skit.
As we sent emails back and forth, laughing about the names they came up with and which one we'd want to be, I decided to jot down the names they used in the video, and without any further ado, here's a list of the names.
--- EAST --- D'Marcus Williums T.J. Juckson T'varisuness King Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace D'Squarius Green, Jr. Ibrahim Moizoos Jackmerius Tacktheritrix D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde D'Jasper Probincrux III Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar Davoin Shower-Handel Hingle McCringleberry L'Carpetron Dookmarriot J'Dinkalage Morgoone Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon --- WEST --- Saggitariutt Jefferspin D'Glester Hardunkichud Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt Quatro Quatro Ozamataz Buckshank Beezer Twelve Washingbeard Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter X-Wing @Aliciousness Sequester Grundelplith M.D. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V Eeeee Eeeeeeeee Donkey Teeth Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop Dan Smith
If you haven't seen it before, here's the Key & Peele East/West College Bowl Game video:
If you haven't seen Key & Peele before, I think their Michael Jackson Halloween video is the funniest. Here it is: