Key and Peele East/West College Bowl, list of names

I don't watch much television, but my nephew and nieces keep sending me URLs to Key and Peele videos, including the recent (2012) East/West College Bowl video.

As we sent emails back and forth, laughing about the names they came up with and which one we'd want to be, I decided to jot down the list of names they used in the video, and without any further ado, here are the names.

Key & Peele: East/West College Bowl List of Names

--- EAST ---
D'Marcus Williums
T.J. Juckson
T'varisuness King
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
D'Squarius Green, Jr.
Ibrahim Moizoos
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
Davoin Shower-Handel
Hingle McCringleberry
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot
J'Dinkalage Morgoone
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

--- WEST ---
Saggitariutt Jefferspin
D'Glester Hardunkichud
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
Quatro Quatro
Ozamataz Buckshank
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
Eeeee Eeeeeeeee
Donkey Teeth
Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith
The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop
Dan Smith

Some of those names, including “Eeeee Eeeee...” have to be seen to be understood.

The Key & Peele East/West College Bowl Game Video

If you haven't seen it before, here's the Key & Peele East/West College Bowl Game video:

Other Key & Peele Funny Videos

If, like me, you haven't seen Key & Peele before, I think their Michael Jackson Halloween video is the funniest. Here it is:

Other Key & Peele college football videos

This article listed the names for the Key & Peele 2012 College Bowl video, but Key & Peele keep knocking it out of the park. This next link is for the September, 2013 Key & Peele East/West College Bowl 2 list of names, and here’s a link to the Key & Peele East/West Bowl, Pro Edition, 2015 list of names.

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