*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.
Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.
The postal code in Stewart, British Columbia, is “VOT 1WO,” which the locals tell me stands for Very Old Town, One Way Out.
Hi, my name’s Ray. I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.
*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
(Reminds me of a few people who have drawn my blood.)
Scotch neat, please.
Umm ... this is a Starbucks.
Okay ... a scotch “grande.”
December 8th is recognized as the day of Buddha’s enlightenment. Tonight that makes me think of this scene from Haven. :) (I’ll meditate more tomorrow.)
Even on Halloween, remember to shop local. :)
“A month ago I went on a juice cleanse. You know what it cleans out of you best? The will to live.”
Building Inspector: What do you call this place?
Darth Vader: The death—
[inspector’s eyes look up from his clipboard]
Darth Vader: Uh ... the health star.