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My Indian name is “Runs With Beer” (Santa Fe, NM) alvin May 5, 2017 - 7:05am

My Indian name is “Runs With Beer.” (A t-shirt I found in Santa Fe, New Mexico.)

Magneto flapping his wrist frantically alvin April 3, 2017 - 6:02pm

*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*

The way calculus presents alvin March 28, 2017 - 9:55am

Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.

Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.

The postal code in Stewart, British Columbia alvin March 18, 2017 - 9:59am

The postal code in Stewart, British Columbia, is “VOT 1WO,” which the locals tell me stands for Very Old Town, One Way Out.

Math for Dummies alvin March 17, 2017 - 10:07am

From bizarro.com. :)

I’ll be drawing your blood today alvin January 26, 2017 - 10:32pm

Hi, my name’s Ray. I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.

*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*

(Reminds me of a few people who have drawn my blood.)

Scotch neat, please alvin January 26, 2017 - 10:25pm

Scotch neat, please.

Umm ... this is a Starbucks.

*sigh*

Okay ... a scotch “grande.”

December 8: The day of Buddha’s enlightenment alvin December 8, 2016 - 9:15am

December 8th is recognized as the day of Buddha’s enlightenment. Tonight that makes me think of this scene from Haven. :) (I’ll meditate more tomorrow.)

Shop local alvin October 31, 2016 - 9:41am

Even on Halloween, remember to shop local. :)