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Covfefe coffee mug alvin June 12, 2017 - 12:10pm

If for some reason you want a Covfefe coffee mug, here you go.

How to write “Hello, world” in Haskell alvin June 7, 2017 - 9:34am

“How to write ‘Hello, world’ in Haskell.” This was even more humorous this morning when I saw it shared on Twitter by someone who is recruiting Haskell developers.

Math for Dummies alvin June 4, 2017 - 12:32pm

From bizarro.com. :)

President’s spokesman can’t speak for the President alvin June 3, 2017 - 8:20am

“President’s spokesman can’t speak for the President.” *sigh*

On the road to success there are no shortcuts alvin May 18, 2017 - 10:17am

Nice slogan. :)

My Indian name is “Runs With Beer” (Santa Fe, NM) alvin May 5, 2017 - 7:05am

My Indian name is “Runs With Beer.” (A t-shirt I found in Santa Fe, New Mexico.)

Magneto flapping his wrist frantically alvin April 3, 2017 - 6:02pm

*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*

The way calculus presents alvin March 28, 2017 - 9:55am

Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.

Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.

The postal code in Stewart, British Columbia alvin March 18, 2017 - 9:59am

The postal code in Stewart, British Columbia, is “VOT 1WO,” which the locals tell me stands for Very Old Town, One Way Out.

I’ll be drawing your blood today alvin January 26, 2017 - 10:32pm

Hi, my name’s Ray. I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.

*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*

(Reminds me of a few people who have drawn my blood.)