If for some reason you want a Covfefe coffee mug, here you go.
“How to write ‘Hello, world’ in Haskell.” This was even more humorous this morning when I saw it shared on Twitter by someone who is recruiting Haskell developers.
“President’s spokesman can’t speak for the President.” *sigh*
Nice slogan. :)
My Indian name is “Runs With Beer.” (A t-shirt I found in Santa Fe, New Mexico.)
*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.
Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.
The postal code in Stewart, British Columbia, is “VOT 1WO,” which the locals tell me stands for Very Old Town, One Way Out.
Hi, my name’s Ray. I’ll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.
*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
(Reminds me of a few people who have drawn my blood.)