One of my nieces got me this “Straight Outta Cookies” Cookie Monster t-shirt for Christmas last year. For a guy like me who once got paid in cookies to build a website, it’s a great gift. :)
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“Could I have a glass of alcohol?” A favorite quote from the movie, Bridesmaids.
My doctor refused to prescribe sedatives for me to give other people when they’re stressing me out.
If for some reason you want a Covfefe coffee mug, here you go.
“President’s spokesman can’t speak for the President.” *sigh*
Nice slogan. :)
I’d like to meet the person who first drank milk from a cow. I’m curious about what led up to that decision.
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?
Ford: We’re safe.
Arthur: Oh good.
Ford: We’re in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.
Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word “safe” that I wasn’t previously aware of.
I found this, “Warning, coyote activity,” sign on Twitter this morning. We have a lot of coyotes in Colorado as well, so I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for dangerous coyote activity. ;)