I saw this “I think my guardian angel drinks” post on a friend’s Facebook page many years ago (2104), and it always makes me laugh. (Sorry, I don’t know the original source of this image.)
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“Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”
~ Mark Twain (used recently in reference to Antonio Brown on Twitter)
Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.
Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.
Leia: Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.
Obi Wan: Sending thoughts and prayers.
When I saw this on Twitter it reminded me of two sayings I believe in: “Deeds, not words,” and “Hope is not a plan.”
“So you’re a glass half-empty kind of guy?”
“Depends what’s in the glass.”
Me: Alexa, play 70s folk music.
*Alexa starts playing a James Taylor song*
Me: Alexa, never play songs by James Taylor.
Alexa: Shuffling James Taylor playlist, on Amazon Music.
Dog wants a second opinion after the doctor says he should be neutered (funny). From Tundra Comics.
“You're the man now, dog!”
~ From the movie, Finding Forrester
A cow driving an old Volkswagen van, as seen in an ice cream shop somewhere on the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder, Colorado.
Looks like this airplane company might want to rethink how they place their slogan on their airplanes.