Looks like this airplane company might want to rethink how they place their slogan on their airplanes.
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A bumper sticker seen in Alaska on July 5, 2010: “I don’t mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.”
I was reminded of this “If at first you don’t succeed, call it Version 1.0” saying this morning. You can find this t-shirt on Amazon if you’re interested.
The Onion “reports” that the Dalai Lama says that his next life will be his last one before he retires.
I don’t remember the original source of this, “Warning, coyote activity,” but we have a lot of coyotes in Colorado, so I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for dangerous coyote activity. ;)
From a recent email:
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them.
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Mark Zuckerberg is now living out every young person’s worth nightmare: Trying to explain how tech stuff works to the nation’s elderly.
~ someone on twitter yesterday
I don’t know the original source of this “Please don’t move/observe the coffee machine” image, but I just saw it here on Twitter.
“Rip our your heart and throw it in the bin.” A funny tweet from BBCBigField.
I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not.