I don’t remember the original source of this, “Warning, coyote activity,” but we have a lot of coyotes in Colorado, so I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for dangerous coyote activity. ;)
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The Onion “reports” that the Dalai Lama says that his next life will be his last one before he retires.
From a recent email:
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them.
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Mark Zuckerberg is now living out every young person’s worth nightmare: Trying to explain how tech stuff works to the nation’s elderly.
~ someone on twitter yesterday
I don’t know the original source of this “Please don’t move/observe the coffee machine” image, but I just saw it here on Twitter.
“Rip our your heart and throw it in the bin.” A funny tweet from BBCBigField.
I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not.
A short review of the Wizard of Oz.
I have this “Doorbell broken, yell ‘Ding dong’ really loud” doormat. My neighbors seem to enjoy it.
Um, I’m pretty sure he plays tight end ...