<p>all things funny and humorous</p>

Warning, coyote activity alvin April 30, 2018 - 10:25am

I don’t remember the original source of this, “Warning, coyote activity,” but we have a lot of coyotes in Colorado, so I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for dangerous coyote activity. ;)

Paraprosdokians alvin April 23, 2018 - 7:35pm

From a recent email:

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them.
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Every young person’s worth nightmare

Mark Zuckerberg is now living out every young person’s worth nightmare: Trying to explain how tech stuff works to the nation’s elderly.

~ someone on twitter yesterday