Posts in the “funny” category

“Could I have a glass of alcohol?” A favorite quote from the movie, Bridesmaids.

“I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”

~ Tahani

Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.

Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.

“Bad news, it’s curiosity.” (A cat cartoon I just saw on Pinterest.)

This Winnie The Pooh caption reminds me of one of those “bad lip reading” videos. :)

(This is a PG version of a cartoon I saw on Twitter.)

Per a 2015 tweet about the “Dow Joans,” Donald Trump says he should be loaded into a cannon and shot into the Sun. No excuses!

Happy Twin Peaks Day! (February 24th)

Famous presidential quotes:

Kennedy: We choose to go to the Moon ...

Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall.

Trump: Do I look like a guy who needs hookers?

~ from jbillinson on twitter

I watched a Monk episode yesterday where he goes to see a hypnotherapist.

Hypnotherapist: Mr. Monk, you have to make a leap here. If you leap, a net will appear!

Monk: Who’s Annette?

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Here’s a short 15-second video clip of a dog that goes sledding ... all by itself, no humans required.

Yes football fans, it’s that time of year again. Key & Peele have released their list of names for the East-West College Bowl 2. Once again I jotted down the list of names from the video, and included them below, after the video. Enjoy!

Key & Peele: East/West College Bowl Game #2 (video)

First up, here’s the video:

One of my nieces got me this “Straight Outta Cookies” Cookie Monster t-shirt for Christmas one year. For a guy like me who once got paid in cookies to build a website, it’s a great gift. :)

Acting lessons, by Steven Seagal. :)

“Don’t worry, it’s just marketers collecting our personal data so they can create more relevant advertising for us.”

~ from @marketoonist

This dinosaur Make A Wish birthday card reminds me of a dream I once had.

“What if I never find out who’s a good boy?”

(Sorry, I don’t know the original source of this image.)

I don’t know the original source of this, but here’s a short review of the Wizard of Oz.

“Two Math for Dummies” books, from bizarro.com. :)

An IKEA job interview.  (Cartoon by Canary Pete.)

“Romeo and Juliet, the dyslexic version.”

The dialog between Timothy Hutton and Natalie Portman is my favorite part about the underrated movie, Beautiful Girls.