“Could I have a glass of alcohol?” A favorite quote from the movie, Bridesmaids.
Posts in the “funny” category
“I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”
Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.
Dr. House: That’s the way calculus presents.
“Bad news, it’s curiosity.” (A cat cartoon I just saw on Pinterest.)
This Winnie The Pooh caption reminds me of one of those “bad lip reading” videos. :)
Per a 2015 tweet about the “Dow Joans,” Donald Trump says he should be loaded into a cannon and shot into the Sun. No excuses!
Happy Twin Peaks Day! (February 24th)
Famous presidential quotes:
Kennedy: We choose to go to the Moon ...
Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall.
Trump: Do I look like a guy who needs hookers?
I watched a Monk episode yesterday where he goes to see a hypnotherapist.
Hypnotherapist: Mr. Monk, you have to make a leap here. If you leap, a net will appear!
Monk: Who’s Annette?
Here’s a short 15-second video clip of a dog that goes sledding ... all by itself, no humans required.
Yes football fans, it’s that time of year again. Key & Peele have released their list of names for the East-West College Bowl 2. Once again I jotted down the list of names from the video, and included them below, after the video. Enjoy!
Key & Peele: East/West College Bowl Game #2 (video)
First up, here’s the video:
One of my nieces got me this “Straight Outta Cookies” Cookie Monster t-shirt for Christmas one year. For a guy like me who once got paid in cookies to build a website, it’s a great gift. :)
Acting lessons, by Steven Seagal. :)
“Don’t worry, it’s just marketers collecting our personal data so they can create more relevant advertising for us.”
This dinosaur Make A Wish birthday card reminds me of a dream I once had.
“What if I never find out who’s a good boy?”
I don’t know the original source of this, but here’s a short review of the Wizard of Oz.