Get some december at the grocery store

Before I went to the grocery store Friday morning (July 22, 2016) I thought, “There’s one thing you can’t forget to get while you’re there,” so I scribbled it on a nearby sticky note, folded the note in half, and stuck it in my pocket.

When I got to the grocery store and pulled the note out of my pocket, this is what it said.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to need a proofreader for my next book.