How I hurt my neck

Doctor: “How did you originally hurt your neck?”

Me: “I fell down the side of a mountain in Alaska.”

“How did that happen?”

“I was riding my bike down a mountain, and when I came around a turn there was a small landslide/rockslide right there. I had to make a split-second decision, and I decided to try to jump over it. It was all downhill from there.”