By Alvin Alexander. Last updated: October 12, 2020
Every day I take a little blue pill.
Two of them, actually.
And they’re extremely helpful.
Later this week I’ll be giving birth to septuplets. Kidney stones, that is. Seven of them.
They’re going to be surgically removed, and whatever chemicals are in these little blue pills they gave me helps to reduce the spasms caused by the stones being stuck in places where they shouldn’t be.