Worked on pickup lines with my nieces in Illinois last night. I usually go with, “Excuse me, do you know how to bake cookies?”; “Oreos: Regular, or Double Stuf?”; or the classic, “What did you do when Hostess went bankrupt?” But thanks to them I’m working on my repertoire:
You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
If you were a booger I’d pick you first. (might be best used in grade school)
Is it hot in here, or is it just you? (may be good if the woman appears to be having hot flashes)
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Woo baby, you’re hotter than donut grease. (works best at Krispy Kreme and Dunkin’ Donuts)