By Alvin Alexander. Last updated: June 4, 2016
A few funny tweets from the last 24 hours or so:
“I looked back, only to find that I’d moved on.” a glimmer
“I’ve talked the talk and walked the walk. Now I’m just gonna sit the sit if it’s all the same to you.” tony
“See if your child has learnt any swear words yet by turning the wifi off while they’re playing minecraft.” paul
“I bet sunsets are pretty romantic for people who don’t get anxiety about being on a planet that flies through space while it’s dark.” elizabeth is ruined