By Alvin Alexander. Last updated: October 26, 2021
It’s noon. There’s a knock on the door. I open the door.
UPS guy: “Hi, I have a package for you.”
Me: “Um, hi. Gosh, sorry I’m still in my pajamas, and I haven’t shaved in a few days, and don’t look at the apartment, it’s a real mess. It’s because blah blah blah ...”
“We don’t judge, sir. We just deliver. Have a nice day.”