Seven Habits of Highly Effective Teens (puke)

Yesterday I was at the bookstore, and I saw the next sign of the coming apocalypse: a book titled "Seven Habits of Highly Effective Teens". I almost had to take action and destroy every copy on the bookshelf.

Instead, I've come up with at least two alternative titles for that book:

  • Seven Ways to Force Your Teenager to be an Adult
  • Seven Ways to Suck the Joy out of Childhood

Ugh, I can't do it ... I can't do it ... I was going to link to that book an Amazon, but I almost puked.