New Vista ad campaign

I hear that Microsoft has come out with a marketing campaign to make Vista seem like a better product. This reminds me of the premise for the movie "Thank You for Smoking", but in an effort to help I've come up with a few Vista ad slogans:

  • "Vista contains no trans-fats or carcinogens."
  • "C'mon, it's a computer, you're not supposed to enjoy working with it."
  • "Vista -- at least it's not a brown Zune."
  • "Vista -- it makes you long for Windows XP."
  • "It just might be the 4th-best Intel-based operating system available."

Sorry guys, that's all I've got, hope it helps.

 

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