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You know what a juice diet cleans out of you? alvin October 15, 2017 - 9:24am

“A month ago I went on a juice cleanse. You know what it cleans out of you best? The will to live.”

Went to hear Bach last night

Went to hear Bach last night. Very disappointing. It was just some cover band.

Rough landing alvin August 31, 2017 - 4:51pm

Duck looks surprisingly calm after what appears to be a rough landing.

A little hitch in your giddyup

Eddie: How’s it going, man?

Tito: I’m okay.

Eddie: Yeah? Sure? ‘Cause you look like you got a little hitch in your giddyup.

From the movie, The Heartbreak Kid

(A friend said a similar thing to me recently.)

Some people in Colorado crack me up

Some people in Colorado crack me up. A recent conversation:

Me: Yada yada yada, I have an autoimmune disease.

Other: You should try marijuana.