I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not.
Zen koans often turn into humorous Abbott & Costello skits. For those new to Zen, the “It would be better if you died” reference just means that you should meditate like you’re in your coffin, which is further embodied in the Zen phrase, “Dead men have no desire.” (As long as you have desire, Zen will keep its distance from you.)
~ From the book, Zen Flesh, Zen Bones
Here’s a “99 bugs in the code” t-shirt.
“A month ago I went on a juice cleanse. You know what it cleans out of you best? The will to live.”
I have this “Doorbell broken, yell ‘Ding dong’ really loud” doormat. My neighbors seem to enjoy it.
Um, I’m pretty sure he plays tight end ...
“What if I never find out who’s a good boy?”
[1st day working at the Hotel California]
Guest: I’d like to check out.
Me: Sure. You’re all set. Have a great day!
Boss: Can I see you in my office?
Went to hear Bach last night. Very disappointing. It was just some cover band.
“Don’t worry, it’s just marketers collecting our personal data so they can create more relevant advertising for us.”