December 8th is recognized as the day of Buddha’s enlightenment. Tonight that makes me think of this scene from Haven. :) (I’ll meditate more tomorrow.)
Here’s a “99 bugs in the code” t-shirt.
I found this “roadrunner in hightops” in the SouthwestIndian.com catalog.
“A month ago I went on a juice cleanse. You know what it cleans out of you best? The will to live.”
When life gives you cream, make a White Russian. Dude.
A short review of the Wizard of Oz.
I have this “Doorbell broken, yell ‘Ding dong’ really loud” doormat. My neighbors seem to enjoy it.
Um, I’m pretty sure he plays tight end ...
“What if I never find out who’s a good boy?”
[1st day working at the Hotel California]
Guest: I’d like to check out.
Me: Sure. You’re all set. Have a great day!
Boss: Can I see you in my office?