Funny bumper sticker quotes and sayings

By Alvin Alexander. Last updated: October 26, 2021

After several days of intense programming, I thought I'd take a break for something much less serious: Funny bumper sticker quotes and sayings. :)

These are a variety of funny/joke bumper stickers quotes/sayings that I've seen over the last year or two. A few others were sent to me by friends who know I like a good bumper sticker ... well, as long as it's not on my car.

Here then are some of the funny bumper stickers I can remember seeing ...

Clean, funny bumper stickers quotes and sayings in Alaska

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

"I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public."

"Talkeetna: A quaint little drinking village with a climbing problem."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"

Clean, funny/joke bumper sticker quotes I've seen while driving across the United States

"What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?"

"Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country."

"Horn broke. Watch for finger."

"Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

"All men are idiots and I married their king."

"If only I was as good as my dog thinks I am."

"Cover me, I'm changing lanes."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!"

Funny bumper sticker quotes and sayings related to computers

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

Cell phone bumper sticker quotes and sayings

These cell phone bumper stickers aren't necessarily funny, but people who drive horribly while talking or texting on their cellphones drive me insane:

"Are you having phone sex, or do you always drive that way?"

"You're driving a car, not a phone booth."

"Dnt txt & drv."